Series 1: Me2
"Yes Lister, the same kind of joke as putting my name on the waiting list for experimental pile surgery."
"Well, I'm not, am I? I'm moving out. Out of Slob City and into Successville."
"Ah yes. When the going gets tough, the tough go and have a little cry in the corner. You've got a sponge for a backbone."
"You'd better watch what you say about my mummy! I'm a grown man and I don't have to accept it!"
"Stop your foul whining you filthy piece of distended rectum!"
"Excuse me. I can't see through the back of your stupid, curly-haired, sticky-out-eared head."
"I can't believe it. I've been ippy dippied to death!"
"I bet Tadhunter was served gazpacho soup the moment he was on solids. No, I bet he was breast fed with it! One side gazpacho soup, the other side freely dispensing chilled champagne."