Series 2: Parallel Universe
"Holly. The thought occurs that we haven't actually reached Earth. The further thought occurs that we haven't actually budged a smegging inch."
"But it just looks ridiculous! I mean, these models are deformed. Hugely deformed! Makes one feel quite inadequate."
"So, you're a girl then?"
"I'm not totty and I'm not begging for anything."
"Nonsense. She's mal-adjusted. Trust my luck to end up with El Weirdo while you trap off with the one with the juicy jugs."
"She's gone to get some sexy videos. She seems to think seeing two men together might turn me on."
"Agony! This gets better and better!"
"Oh yes! Big, bonny, bouncy strapping boys they were. Huge heads!"